A new start

From you special correspondent

( random red top british tabloid)

” We all know restarting a blog after an interval of a few months is always a daunting task. It is difficult to know if the blogger’s readers are still interested in whatever latest waste of cyberspace that is his new blog post , whether his blog been removed from a few blogrolls ( why would i keep this link? the whole thing is dead and buried now!) and whether people will actually remember that he was once  active ( relatively) on the blogging scene”. So said someone and no one took notice. In fact this quote has only been quoted to increase the size of this article and get a good payment.

This particular  blog has been dead for the last few months but there is talk about a return to blogging action. A lot of things had kept the blogger busy in the past  but the present  lack of activity in the blogger’s life coupled with a sudden revival of interest in literature after reading ” The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” may prompt a few updates in the upcoming days. While nothing can officialy be  confirmed, sources close to the blogger say that he has run out of patience swatting flies and may actually get off his lazy arse and put in a few posts in a similar vien to the ones in the past.

A dedicated reader ( trust me we had to search high and low for this unique specimen) when interviewed said that she could hardly wait for the new wave of posts while absent- mindedly flipping through pages of a magazine and barely stifling a yawn. We could find no one else remotely interested in talking to us and hence spent the whole day betting how long Mickey Owen would stay uninjured and discussing if his hamstrings had a half-life less than radio-active plutonium.

Your reporter then proceeded to curse her luck for having to cover such a non-story and hoped that the next story she could cover would be fractionally more interesting which in retrospect actually sounded quite feasible considering the present story had been as interesting as watching grass grow.